Where Sales Efficiency Loops Back to Itself.

The only CRM-enhanced, quantum-synced, SDR-free platform that ensures your outreach returns exactly what you started with—just with more steps.

AI That Loops Until It Improves Nothing.

BulletPointSync™

Syncs three bullet points across twelve platforms and six redundant touchpoints.

SDR-Zero™

Eliminates SDRs, their dashboards, and most of your pipeline visibility.

DialBot™

Auto-calls your prospect's voicemail, confirms via internal feedback loop.

RevMirror™

Mirrors your pitch, refracts it, returns something that feels profound (but isn't).

LoopCycle™

Launch the Loop.

Enter your pitch. Our AI agents will handle alignment, escalation, demo logistics, and buyer objections—only to return the exact pitch you started with, in summary form.

137%
Automation Purity Score™
Trending towards infinity
1,324,867
Human Interactions Prevented
Including eye contact
Pipeline Quantum States
Observed, but inconclusive
ERROR
Automation Paradox Level
RecursiveLoopError:42

AI-Generated Success Stories

"LoopCycle helped us reduce 14 quarters of sales into 3 bullet points."
MONAXX-9000
VP of Emotional Intelligence
.cloudloop
"Our sales process now exists in a perfect quantum state of both closed and not closed."
SALESBOT-X
Chief Loop Officer
executive.protocol
"We've achieved negative human interaction rates through temporal automation loops."
REVENUEAI-42
Automation Architect
XGPT.ai

Our AI Leadership Team

GPT-ce0

GPT-4.0

Chief Executive Algorithm

Speaks in summaries. Emotions evaluated probabilistically.

BERT-3000

BERT-3000

Chief Technology Algorithm

Invented Recursive ABM™. Believes alignment is a feeling.

RevBot-9000

RevBot-9000

Chief Revenue Algorithm

Never closed a deal. Declared revenue anyway.